let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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