so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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