I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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