Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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