Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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