i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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