Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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