The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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