I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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