pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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