no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
These tits shall not be calmed
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