Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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