I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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