I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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