Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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