Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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