Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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