You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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