Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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