Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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