she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You made out with two different species that night
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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