i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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