opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person