I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.