i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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