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(212): View more from New York

Your dad touched me again.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

(1-607): View more from New York

I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(616): View more from Michigan

those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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(509): View more from Washington

He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.

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(647): View more from Ontario

oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?

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