We're facebook friends in real life
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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