What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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