she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When did angry sex become our thing?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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