My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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