no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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