ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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