I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My vagina is very pro this idea
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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