i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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