im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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