the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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