I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I deserve this hangover.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
