At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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