just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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