Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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