Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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