WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
