hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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