No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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