planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I want her autograph on my taint
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i now understand why vodka
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.