so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.