That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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