who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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