Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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