NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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