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That's how twitter works, right?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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