Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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