stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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