The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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