i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
