Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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