it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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