Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
