yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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