one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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