clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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