Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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