this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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